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Its Mental II (1990-01-29)(British Swapping Syndicate).adf
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1989-01-01
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A selection of cracker jokes.... CRACKERJACK!!!! No,
assholes... I said cracker JOKES.. At least that's wot it
sez here... Oh nuts lets just get on wiv da joke thangs eh?
Q. Wots the difference between a man who dont stop talking
and an umbrella?
A. An umbrella can be shut up!! (Larf? I almost yawned)
Q. Wot horse can yer put yer shirt on and be sure to get it
back?
A. A clothes horse!!!! (Ok You can larf now)
Q. If two's company and threes a crowd. Wots four and five?
A. Nine... (ZZzzzz)
Q. Wot do ya get if yer cross a giraffe wiv a hedgehog?
A. An eight foot toothbrush!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!(Hoho)!!!!!!!!!
Q. Wot happened to the man who listened to the Big Match?
A. He burnt his ear!!!!! (stupid asshole then weren't he?)
Q. Wots a frogs favourite tales?
A. Croak and Dagger Stories.(Hello out there.. Still awake?)
Q. Wot goes "Ho! Ho! Ho! Thud! Thud!"
A. Santa larfing his balls off!! (We really get this outa
cracker,Grey?) L.M.B>>>